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If Farts Were Made Out of Superball Stuff Description
"IF FARTS WERE MADE OF SUPERBALL STUFF"
Song Description
"Farts" is about...well...just that...*smile*!
We all have 'em and we all try to ignore 'em.
This humorous song with super sound effects that glorify gas!
"If farts were made out of Superball stuff,
they'd bounce right back when they fell from your butt!
Just imagine the free tiny toys they would be!
In my pocket, I'd keep them to through at your feet..."
The tongue in cheek lyrics, the all too real sound effects
and the unforgetable hooks make this tune a "must hear!"
SIMILAR ARTISTS: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, ADAM SANDLER, FRANK ZAPPA
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"IF FARTS WERE MADE OUT OF SUPERBALL (R) STUFF!"
VERSE
Farts are so fragile, they're fashioned from gas.
So why must we squeeze just to help them to pass?
Yet, farts are so strong once they break in the air.
They're a sure fire way for a room to get cleared.
CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.
VERSE
Farts are so friendly. They follow your tail.
Although you can't see them, they leave quite a trail.
Farts aren't colored. They're so hard to find,
and so fun to light when they leave your behind!
CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.
BRIDGE
Just imagine the free, tiny toys they would be!
In my pockets, I'd keep 'em to throw at your feet...
CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.
CHORUS
But if farts were made out of Superball stuff,
They'd bounce right back, when they fell from your butt.
They'd keep their scent, so the smell would be rough,
...If farts were made out of Superball stuff.
ENDING
If farts were made out of Superball stuff...
If only... farts were made out of Superball stuff...
If farts were made out of Superball stuff...
If only... farts were made out of Superballs...
Sound Copyright 2005, Song Copyright 2003, ASCAP, Lynn Julian, CookieCutterGirl.com
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